What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

How did Trump's ear recover 100% from the "two centimeter wound" we were told of two weeks ago?

-mwahh

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

Why is Meghan Markle's Hollywood presence fading despite her royal status and Netflix deal?

“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

The Best Dinner to Help You Poop in the A.M., According to a Dietitian - EatingWell

“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”